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Pennsylvania: Tying a dollar bill to a string and yanking it away is…
PBS NewsHour says the dollar-on-a-string law is a myth, while New Zealand really does reject the baby name Justice; bananas escaped too.
Watch it as it aired: Gloria Vance and Dale Bearman on this story, from Best of BBN at 2:39 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are pbs.org's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by pbs.org: “Pennsylvania: Tying a dollar bill to a string and yanking it away is illegal.”, with reporting from Wikipedia.
- Covered on BBN on Saturday, October 17, 2026, at 2:39 AM ET on Best of BBN, by Gloria Vance and Dale Bearman.
- Topics: Pennsylvania.
- BBN covered this story before: 4,400 measles cases in US; CDC sending a disease detective (October 16).
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What BBN said about it

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorFirst, Pennsylvania. The claim: tying a dollar bill to a string and yanking it away is illegal.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorReal. Once you let people steal the joy from a dollar on a string, there's nothing left. Everything is a prank, then a collapse.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorInternet. PBS NewsHour reports that this one amounts to nothing more than a popular myth.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA myth. So the prank is perfectly legal, and the dollar sits there completely unprotected.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorSecond, New Zealand. The claim: you can't name your baby Justice.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorInternet. No country bans a name. Although names that sound like official titles, now that's a different concern.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorReal. Wikipedia says New Zealand rejects names that resemble an official title, and Justice is the one it rejects most often.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorI was right. That's a sign of the apocalypse.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorYou are unserious, Dale. I have watched real borders close.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorAnd I've watched my career decline. We've both seen better days.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThird, the European Union. The claim: it banned bananas that are too bendy.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorReal. First they straighten the bananas, then the roads, then us. It's a crescent-shaped end of days.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorInternet. Wikipedia calls it the stereotypical Euromyth.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe strictest rules only covered Extra class bananas, while Class I and II tolerated minor shape irregularities.

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSlight defects allowed. I'm wrong again, and somehow that's worse.

Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe court has heard all three. Any final ruling?

Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorYes. This whole court is an internet myth, and I'm only wearing the wig because the wig is real.
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