The BBN Review: Sandwich

What BBN said about it

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorPer Wikipedia, it's named after John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich, in eighteenth-century England.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA nobleman invented lunch. That's beautiful.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorA nobleman whose name is now on a soggy triangle at a petrol station. That is what fame does.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSandwiches have really gone downhill since the Earl's time.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorYou've never once finished a sandwich without complaining, have you?

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorI finished one once. I'm still processing it.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorTwo and a half stars: one for the bread, one for the filling, half for the toothpick.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFive stars. Every bite is a hug with a pickle in it.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorPull quote: a masterpiece that falls apart in your hands, exactly like everything else.