Take joy in celebrating Halloween, this and every year

What BBN said about it

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorA church bulletin board has a flyer for the children's Halloween parade pinned right between the Flower Guild and the food pantry, and the parade is this Saturday.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistFlowers, then food, then a small child dressed as a taco. That's a full ministry, that is.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorRob Long wrote it in the Washington Examiner.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorHe's the Cheers writer, and he says Halloween is short for All Hallows' Eve, the night before All Saints' Day, and then All Souls' Day on the second.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistThank you, Chip, for reading all of that. I'm still not sure what you want from me.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorNothing! I just think a skeleton and a casserole should get the same board.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSkelly, the twelve-foot one, is two hundred ninety-nine dollars at Home Depot, and he's sold out before Halloween every year.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistEvery year?

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorEvery year. Ninety pounds of joy, and it's gone by the thirty-first.

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    Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistFine, I'd stand in line for the skeleton before I'd touch the flowers.