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Chip DarnellGentle turn now, after a heavy stretch of news. We move to film, and a quieter story from Busan.

Chip DarnellJoining us live is actor Ignatius Boddeker. Ignatius, thanks for being up with us at this hour.
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Ignatius BoddekerHappy to be here, Chip. I'm just a regular guy in a regular kitchen. Seven people helped me find it.

Chip DarnellSeven.

Chip DarnellVariety reports that Taiwanese director Lee Yun Chan is back making features after two decades, with To Be Ordinary at Busan.
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Ignatius BoddekerBeautiful title. I relate deeply. Ordinary is basically my whole brand, and nine people manage that brand.

Chip DarnellNine now?

Chip DarnellVariety says it's the only Taiwanese film in competition there. Her debut was The Shoe Fairy in two thousand five. Your take?
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Ignatius BoddekerTwenty years away, then straight back. That's courage. I once took a weekend off and needed twelve people to forgive me.

Chip DarnellWhat's next for you creatively?
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Ignatius BoddekerIt's called Quite Fine, a drama about a man who owns one mug. We shot it on four continents. Very small.

Chip DarnellFour continents.

Chip DarnellIgnatius, a film about being ordinary, shot on four continents. Isn't that a little backwards?
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Ignatius BoddekerLook, the budget is a private matter, and the mug is beige, and I carried it myself. Thirteen people watched.

Chip DarnellYou're not denying the four continents then?
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Ignatius BoddekerFine. I have never made my own toast. There's a toast department. It has a director.

Chip DarnellA toast director.

Chip DarnellQuick lightning round. Favorite ordinary meal?
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Ignatius BoddekerPlain pasta. Flown in daily. Fourteen handlers, one very nervous pilot.

Chip DarnellOrdinary morning routine?
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Ignatius BoddekerI wake up, I stare at the ceiling, and a crew of twenty helps me stare.

Chip DarnellLast chance. Name one truly ordinary thing you did this week.