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The publicist who won't rep the No. 1 car

Top 10 Cars Sep 2026: Baleno, Nexon, Punch, Fronx. The whole segment, as it aired. Guests who wandered in, and the anchors who let them.

On air
Kenji Moonfield, with Wilhelmina Achterberg (Founder and Chief Narrative Officer)
Aired
on Best of BBN
Length
1:45
“The winner. Nothing to fix, no story to sell, and frankly, no fee. Send me the Scorpio's number.”
Wilhelmina Achterberg

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Transcript

What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

  1. Kenji MoonfieldLighter note now, after that. RushLane has the September top ten cars in India, and Baleno, Nexon, Punch and Fronx lead the way.

  2. Kenji MoonfieldJoining us from a yacht off Monaco is publicist Wilhelmina Achterberg, who says she has a take on a sales chart. Wilhelmina, good morning.

  3. Wilhelmina AchterbergKenji, it is a joy. I will say, the Baleno is number one this month, and that is a very hard place to be.

  4. Kenji MoonfieldHard? It sold the most cars.

  5. Wilhelmina AchterbergAnd where does a car go from the top? Nowhere. Down. I would never take that account. Rank is a mindset.

  6. Kenji MoonfieldSo who would you take?

  7. Wilhelmina AchterbergThe Scorpio, at number ten. Pure comeback energy. Last place is just the first chapter of a very long redemption arc.

  8. Kenji MoonfieldThe Scorpio is ninth on this list.

  9. Wilhelmina AchterbergSeventh, ninth, tenth, the numbers are a vibe, Kenji. And my firm did not lose that account. We transitioned it.

  10. Kenji MoonfieldLose it?

  11. Wilhelmina AchterbergWe freed it. The Scorpio is now a free agent with a powerful story, and the story is that I am available.

  12. Kenji MoonfieldLook, I'm one gaming chair away from having more followers than the Dzire, so I respect the hustle. But you just demoted the Baleno.

  13. Wilhelmina AchterbergThe Baleno is a cautionary tale in a very nice paint job. The Wagon R, though, is fourth. Maybe fifth. Quietly rising.

  14. Kenji MoonfieldFifth is not rising, it is where it sits.

  15. Wilhelmina AchterbergThat is exactly what a number one would tell you. Ask me which car I would never represent. Go on.

  16. Kenji MoonfieldWhich car would you never represent?

  17. Wilhelmina AchterbergThe winner. Nothing to fix, no story to sell, and frankly, no fee. Send me the Scorpio's number.

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