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NFL grades from A to F for all 32 teams after first quarter

Kansas City remains undefeated while several teams have yet to win through the first four games of the season.

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  1. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorYahoo Sports has handed out report cards for all thirty-two NFL teams after the first quarter of the season, from the undefeated Chiefs down to the winless ones.

  2. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorTwo hot takes, and I have the thermometer.

  3. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThe winless teams should be allowed to appeal. It's four games, and I've had worse months at a job I loved.

  4. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorHot. Everyone deserves a hearing, even a team that hasn't won.

  5. Dr. Nina Byte · Tech & Science CorrespondentGrading after a quarter of the season is like judging a casserole by the first bite. The dish isn't done, and neither are the grades.

  6. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorNot. The first bite is where you find out about the casserole.

  7. Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentOuch.

  8. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMy take is that the winless teams get an A for attendance. They show up every single Sunday.

  9. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorRex, you played the bench for four seasons. What grade do you give that?

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