NFL Report Cards: Winless Teams Get an A for Attendance

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

1. 

   Vera BullockYahoo Sports has handed out report cards for all thirty-two NFL teams after the first quarter of the season, from the undefeated Chiefs down to the winless ones.

2. 

   Vera BullockTwo hot takes, and I have the thermometer.

3. 

   Kenji MoonfieldThe winless teams should be allowed to appeal. It's four games, and I've had worse months at a job I loved.

4. 

   Vera BullockHot. Everyone deserves a hearing, even a team that hasn't won.

5. 

   Dr. Nina ByteGrading after a quarter of the season is like judging a casserole by the first bite. The dish isn't done, and neither are the grades.

6. 

   Vera BullockNot. The first bite is where you find out about the casserole.

7. 

   Kenji MoonfieldOuch.

8. 

   Vera BullockMy take is that the winless teams get an A for attendance. They show up every single Sunday.

9. 

   Vera BullockRex, you played the bench for four seasons. What grade do you give that?