Avalanche host Stars in Game 7 rematch at Ball Arena

What BBN said about it

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorYahoo Sports says the Colorado Avalanche close out a home-and-home series with the Dallas Stars in Game 7 at Ball Arena, and I need two hot takes, now.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentHot take: the puck is just a very small, very angry bar of soap, and Game 7 is twenty guys fighting over who gets to keep washing.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorNOT. Nobody has ever won a playground turn with soap.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorHot take: Game 7 is a family dinner where both teams brought the same casserole, and the Avalanche win because they hosted and refuse to wash the dish.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorHOT. Home ice, a dish in the sink. That is a ruling.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentWait, you ruled on a casserole?

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorKenji, a home-and-home is two houses taking turns, and Game 7 is the one turn nobody agreed to share.

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   Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMy final take: the winner is whoever has not had a turn yet, which means me, and I have never skated a day in my life.