BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkTuesday, October 13, 2026Tue, Oct 13Watch live

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: New York Post.

  1. Vera BullockOkay, I need everyone to stay calm, because a new city just cracked the top ten of America's most rat-infested places, and it's a Midwest city, and I am so proud of it.

  2. Hank LedgerNew York and Los Angeles hold the top two spots, and Philadelphia moved up to number three.

  3. Vera BullockPhiladelphia moved up! You work and you work, and one day the whole country sees you.

  4. Hank LedgerThe whole country sees the rats.

  5. Vera BullockA newcomer in the top ten, Hank. Somebody bake that city a casserole and put a little bow on it.

  6. Hank LedgerA casserole.

  7. Vera BullockAnd somewhere tonight a mother rat is sorry, I can't, I'm crying, her little boy made the list.

  8. Hank LedgerAt least somebody in this story got promoted.

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