United sit 16th, one point off the drop, after Chelsea loss

What BBN said about it

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorManchester United lost two-nil at Chelsea, and Gulf News says that leaves them sixteenth, one point above the relegation zone, with seven points from nine games.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorGulf News adds it's nine games without a win in all competitions, the worst run since nineteen eighty-eight. Dale, Kenji, hot takes. Dale first.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSky Sports says Carrick dropped Bruno Fernandes for criticising his tactics, then reinstated him. The tactics lost at Chelsea.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorThe criticism is the only thing on that team that's been proven right.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorHOT. The review outperformed the manager.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentGoal reports Carrick was asked about a stigma around the bottom three and said, "Not from me, no."

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentThat's a man who's muted the group chat about it.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorMuted.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorNOT. Nobody mutes the table. Final take: Bruno should get the clipboard, and Carrick should be reinstated as a supporter.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentSo the review gets a second season, and Carrick gets the group chat he already muted.