Venezia still winless in Serie A, Coventry hammer Newcastle

What BBN said about it

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorTonight the Hot Seat goes to Venezia, still winless in Serie A after losing at Atalanta three to one. Heat level: surface of the sun.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIs that the team in the nice stripes?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorIt's a team with zero wins, Vera. It needs one result to cool this chair, and a loss at Atalanta won't do it.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSurface of the sun. Over a pair of socks?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorNewcastle lost four to one at home to promoted Coventry, so that chair is lukewarm and getting warmer by the minute.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorStill ahead, what's going on at the gates of Disneyland before anyone even gets in?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorI'm putting a win in that chair, and if Venezia doesn't get one, I'll sit in it myself.