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Bonk-o-Meter: attosecond X-ray pulse record claim

“Phys.org says it could help scientists study electrons in atoms and molecules, and an attosecond is a billionth of a billionth of a second.” — Gloria Vance, on air

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Watch it as it aired: Hank Ledger and Gloria Vance on this story, from The Bonk-o-Meter at 4:14 PM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are Phys.org's, the jokes are ours.

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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt's four-fifteen Eastern, this is The Bonk-o-Meter, where we check the claim and the meter decides. Today's claim: scientists hit world-record intensity in attosecond hard-X-ray pulses.

  2. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorPhys.org says it could help scientists study electrons in atoms and molecules, and an attosecond is a billionth of a billionth of a second.

  3. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorI have sat through coups longer than that.

  4. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo nobody in the lab actually saw the record happen.

  5. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThey saw the instruments afterward. Presence is real, but it is not a diet plan, and a flash is not a witness.

  6. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorFair. The claim holds up and the physics is real, so I rate it Mildly Bonkers.

  7. Gloria Vance · World News AnchorThe needle is still moving, Hank.

  8. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorIt will arrive after we're gone. The Bonk-o-Meter is back Monday at four-fifteen Eastern, one-fifteen Pacific.

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