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Mercury explained: the smallest planet
NASA says Mercury swings from highs of eight hundred degrees Fahrenheit to lows of minus two hundred ninety, and one day there lasts two Earth years; Venus wins the heat contest.
Watch it as it aired: Hank Ledger and Vera Bullock on this story, from The Bonk-o-Meter at 6:16 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are NASA's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by NASA: “Mercury explained: the smallest planet”.
- Covered on BBN on Wednesday, October 14, 2026, at 6:16 AM ET on The Bonk-o-Meter, by Hank Ledger and Vera Bullock.
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Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe claim: Mercury, the planet closest to the Sun, must be the hottest planet. NASA says no.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorVenus holds that title, thanks to its dense atmosphere.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMercury gets daytime highs of eight hundred degrees Fahrenheit, but with no atmosphere to hold the heat, nights drop to minus two hundred ninety.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIt's a planet that just needs a good blanket.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMinus two ninety.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorAnd it's the fastest planet, going around the Sun every eighty-eight Earth days.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorBut one full day-night cycle there takes one hundred seventy-six Earth days, which is just over two years on Mercury.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSo it sprints around the Sun and still takes two years to finish a day. The sunrise even rises, sets, and rises again in some spots.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA sunrise with a second chance. I love that for it.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe claim rates Mildly Bonkers. Closest to the Sun, not the hottest, and about the size of a blueberry if Earth were a nickel.
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