Bannon on Midterms: "It Exists Spiritually" Promo Code Dodge

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Chip DarnellYahoo Sports now reports the Rays opened the scoring in Game 2 of the ALCS against the Guardians, thanks to a critical Jose Ramirez error.

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   Chip DarnellNow, on NewsNation, Chris Cuomo asked Steve Bannon whether he would accept the midterm results if Democrats win.

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   Chip DarnellPersimmon Tadeusz says she's based her whole morning around this practice.

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   Persimmon TadeuszChip, I wake at five, roller on my cheekbones, and I accept everything. Step one is acceptance. And the code is BALLOT-FREE-NINETY.

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   Chip DarnellSo, Cuomo asked Bannon straight, on the record, whether he would accept the results. Do you have a position on that?

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   Persimmon TadeuszMy position is hydration. The roller works on lymph, and lymph is nonpartisan. And the code is LYMPH-ALL-SIXTY, one use per household.

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   Chip DarnellI tried the first code. The site said it doesn't exist.

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   Persimmon TadeuszIt exists spiritually. Accepting that it doesn't work is not part of my routine.

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   Chip DarnellBut you didn't answer the question. Will you accept the results, yes or no?

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    Persimmon TadeuszI have never actually voted, Chip, and I've been told that's an issue. And the code is NOTHING-TO-SEE-FORTY, which expired yesterday.

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    Chip DarnellExpired yesterday.

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    Persimmon TadeuszBefore it existed, yes. My sponsor says the results are final once the roller is back in the freezer.

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    Chip DarnellPersimmon, I'll accept the result of this interview. You win. The code still doesn't work.