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PG&E Blackouts: Lantern Seller Interviewed by Birthday Candle

PG&E may cut power to 70,000 customers in 29 counties. The whole segment, as it aired. Guests who wandered in, and the anchors who let them.

On air
Kenji Moonfield, with Marguerite Tolliver (Chief Reassurance Officer)
Aired
on Late Night BBN
Length
1:30
“The pizza is also resting. And the lighting in here is intentional, by the way.”
Marguerite Tolliver

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Transcript

What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

  1. Kenji MoonfieldMarguerite Tolliver runs a lantern and wick co-op in Fresno, and she joins us as PG&E may cut power to seventy thousand customers in twenty-nine California counties this week.

  2. Kenji MoonfieldSo, Marguerite, seventy thousand customers could lose power. What do you tell the people who just want their fridge to stay cold?

  3. Marguerite TolliverWe don't say blackout here, Kenji. We say rest period.

  4. Marguerite TolliverSeventy thousand households are about to get a free, unplugged evening, and frankly, people pay good money for that at retreats.

  5. Kenji MoonfieldBut the fridge, though. Nobody is booking a retreat for their frozen pizza.

  6. Marguerite TolliverThe pizza is also resting. And the lighting in here is intentional, by the way.

  7. Marguerite TolliverIt's a warm, flickering ambience, and it comes from a single candle shaped like a seven.

  8. Kenji MoonfieldA seven.

  9. Kenji MoonfieldYour office is on birthday candles. You sell lanterns for a living, and the only light on this call is a seven from a cake.

  10. Marguerite TolliverIt's a showroom, Kenji. And the lighting in here is intentional.

  11. Marguerite TolliverI have the whole box, forty-eight candles, mostly pink, and the pink ones are for the emergency wing.

  12. Kenji MoonfieldThe emergency wing is a shelf, isn't it?

  13. Marguerite TolliverIt is a floating shelf, which is premium.

  14. Marguerite TolliverLook, the dark is an amenity, and we have already planned the cake for when the power comes back. Chocolate.

  15. Kenji MoonfieldYou scheduled a cake for the blackout. Marguerite, is the candle the only thing keeping this interview on the air?

  16. Marguerite TolliverAbsolutely not. And the lighting in here is intentional, so if my picture goes dark, that is simply a rest period for the viewers.

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