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The Best Small Town In Northern California For Seniors

WorldAtlas ranks one Northern California small town as the best place for seniors to settle down; the town's porches have yet to comment.

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  1. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorFolks, team coverage tonight: WorldAtlas has named the best small town in Northern California for seniors, and I have a fake live map to show you.

  2. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIt's a list, Chip. A travel list.

  3. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorIt's a race, Vera, and tonight the front-runner is a town with porches, a main street and a diner I would drive four hours to sit in.

  4. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA diner.

  5. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorWith pie. Neighbors there are calling it a landslide, and every porch is a polling place.

  6. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFine, a landslide of rocking chairs sounds lovely, and I'd like it on the record that I'd win that town by a mile.

  7. Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorVera, are you moving there?

  8. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorBy Friday. Somebody save me a porch.

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