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The Moon explained: our natural satellite

NASA's reference page says humans are the only visitors beyond Earth so far, and more than one hundred five robotic spacecraft have gone; the Moon remains unimpressed.

Photo: ESO/Y. Beletsky · CC BY 4.0 · Wikimedia Commons
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  1. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe claim under review: the Moon is a big, serious world.

  2. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorNASA's reference page says it is less than a third of the width of Earth.

  3. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorLess than a third is still a third of something, and I think the Moon is doing its best. It's about growth.

  4. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorNASA says the Moon is less than a third the width of Earth, with a radius of about one thousand eighty miles.

  5. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThat still manages to lock the tides and keep the whole planet's rotation in sync. Not bad for a silent partner.

  6. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe atmosphere is thin and not breathable, there is no liquid water, and the page says it cannot support life as we know it.

  7. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo it's a fixer-upper. Water ice has turned up in dark craters at the poles, which NASA says makes it a little more hospitable.

  8. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorA little.

  9. Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorHumans are its only visitors beyond Earth so far, and they carried home eight hundred forty-two pounds of rocks.

  10. Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorMildly Bonkers. Small, airless, robbed, and it still shows up every night.

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