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Neptune explained: the distant planet
NASA's reference page says Neptune's largest moon Triton was found seventeen days after the planet in eighteen forty-six; neither is visible to the naked eye.
Watch it as it aired: Hank Ledger and Vera Bullock on this story, from The Bonk-o-Meter at 7:12 AM ET. Cartoon anchors, real headline: the facts are NASA's, the jokes are ours.

At a glance
- First reported by NASA: “Neptune explained: the distant planet”.
- Covered on BBN on Wednesday, October 14, 2026, at 7:12 AM ET on The Bonk-o-Meter, by Hank Ledger and Vera Bullock.
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What BBN said about it

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorThe claim under review: Neptune is the eighth and most distant planet, more than thirty times as far from the Sun as Earth, and NASA's reference page backs that up.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIt's also the only planet you can't see with the naked eye, which I'd call boundaries, and noon there is dim twilight, so it's basically a candlelit retreat.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSunlight takes four hours to get there.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFour hours! Imagine the self-care in that commute.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorAnd each of its four seasons lasts over forty years, so spring is a whole chapter of life.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorWinter, then, is a whole career.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorAnd the year is about one hundred sixty-five Earth years, so it finished its first lap since discovery in two thousand eleven.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorDiscovery was in eighteen forty-six, by math, before anyone looked.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorA planet found by a prediction. Somebody manifested it, Hank.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorSomebody did arithmetic.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThe facts check out, so I'm rating it Full Bonkers, mostly for a winter that lasts forty years.

Hank Ledger · Lead AnchorI've worked through that winter. It had a weather desk.
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