The pistol shrimp snaps first and asks nothing

What BBN said about it

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorDraft night, folks! Pistol shrimp, position Closer, out of the Reef City Snappers, and the crowd is already loud.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorHere is the stat. The claw shoots a jet of water that forms a cavitation bubble, per Wikipedia. Five thousand Kelvin, snap flash heat.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistFive thousand Kelvin? That's hotter than the surface of the sun. I'd need a lot more than sunscreen.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorAnd in the second half, the bubble collapses and makes one of the loudest sounds in the ocean.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistSo it's thunder. A shrimp made thunder and nobody asked me. I name my clouds, you know.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorNo, Brock, it's a bubble collapsing, and it gives off a flash of light as it does.

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   Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistLightning too?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorNow the scandal. Whole colonies of these shrimp can get loud enough to interfere with submarine sonar. Total locker room chaos.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorStill, the league has spoken. Into the hall it goes, and the Golden Claw is yours, Pistol shrimp!

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    Brock Thunderson · Chief MeteorologistThunder, lightning and a heat wave, all from something smaller than my umbrella. I'm retiring to a cellar.