Ways to serve a potato

What BBN said about it

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFour ways to serve a potato, five tiers, and one of us will leave this desk a changed person.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentFries, S. Everybody holds them up to the camera. Fries have the reach of a small country.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorMash, S. It was crushed, it was whipped, and it came back softer. That is a journey.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentHash brown, A. Sixty seconds, golden, and someone's thumb is always shiny afterward. That's a whole video.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorRoast potato, B. Lovely, but it sits on the plate and never asks for anything.

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentNever asks for anything, so it has no followers. Roast potato, F.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorF?

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   Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentZero reach, bro. Nobody has ever posted a roast potato and gone viral.

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   Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorPer Wikipedia, potatoes were first domesticated around Lake Titicaca, about seven thousand to ten thousand years ago.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorThat's a long time to be good without followers.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentFine. Roast potato to A. Fries drop to B, because they cannot match that résumé.

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    Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorSo it's final. Roast potato, A. Mash, S. Hash brown, A. Fries, B. The board is official, and there are no appeals.

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    Kenji Moonfield · Internet & Trends CorrespondentCool. I'm posting it as a thread and calling it Vera's Potato Court. Ten followers, tops.