Aaron Rodgers throws three TDs, passes Manning in Steelers win

What BBN said about it

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorAaron Rodgers threw three touchdowns as the Steelers beat the Colts thirty-four to twenty-two, passing Peyton Manning for third on the all-time touchdown list, Fox News reports.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorGloria, Dale, give me a take, and I'll read the thermometer.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorFather Time was beaten three times tonight and never once called a timeout. He is a poor defender, and I have seen worse in embassies.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorThat's a HOT, Gloria. The thermometer is steaming, and I'm not sure why.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorFather Time is patient. He lets Rodgers pass Manning, then collects the whole lot at once, with interest.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorNOT. Dale, you made a quarterback sound like a mortgage.

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   Dale Bearman · Chief Skeptic & ContributorSame thing, in the end.

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   Gloria Vance · World News AnchorChip, your final take, please.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorRodgers retires when his farewell ceremony runs out of folding chairs, and I counted, so that's about nine thousand more years.