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'Unreal' WR Evans stars in 49ers' triumph over Seahawks
Evans caught seven passes for 113 yards and a touchdown as San Francisco improved to 5-0, maintaining their undefeated start through five weeks.
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At a glance
- First reported by ESPN: “'Unreal' WR Evans stars in 49ers' triumph: 'Exactly why he's here'”.
- Covered on BBN on Monday, October 12, 2026, at 12:21 AM ET on BBN Overnight, by Rex "Two-Point" Gridley and Vera Bullock.
- Topics: 49ers.
- BBN covered this story before: 49ers edge Seahawks in thriller to take control of NFC West (October 11).
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What BBN said about it

Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThe San Francisco 49ers improved to five and oh with a thirty-two to twenty-nine win over Seattle, with Mike Evans grabbing seven receptions for one hundred thirteen yards and a touchdown.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorIs seven a lot of catches? It sounds like a lot of catching.

Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorFor a receiver, seven is a very good night. He catches it, he runs with it, and the defense gets angry about it.

Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThe Niners are three and oh in their division too.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorGold and red. They look expensive.

Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorThey look undefeated, Vera. Different thing, and it's the only thing.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorWho won the other one with all the points?

Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorDetroit beat Arizona forty-five to twenty-one, and Baltimore beat Atlanta thirty to twenty-three in overtime. Overtime is bonus football.

Vera Bullock · Co-AnchorFree football. I love a free thing.
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- 49ers edge Seahawks in thriller to take control of NFC West · New York Post
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