Arizona Floods: Manifestation Coach Blames Rain on Receiving

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Gloria VanceUp to four inches of rain could fall through Monday on a Southwest that is already soaked, and flood watches cover nearly all of Arizona.

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   Gloria VanceWeather Prediction Center meteorologist Allison Santorelli says it won't take much rainfall to be impactful, because the ground is so saturated.

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   Gloria VanceWith us is intention coach Ottoline Brandvold. Is this a manifestation issue?

4. OB

   Ottoline BrandvoldYes, in the sense that everything is. Let me reframe that: the Southwest is simply receiving, and I teach receiving. Look at my vessel.

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   Gloria VanceThe vessel is overflowing onto your table.

6. OB

   Ottoline BrandvoldIt's full, which is abundance. Let me reframe that: it's a small, abundant spill, and I'm told the table is dry-clean only.

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   Gloria VanceThe report says the soil's normal absorption is near zero after months of storms.

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   Gloria VanceAnd in Phoenix on Friday, crews rescued people from several cars on flooded streets. So should anyone be receiving more?

9. OB

   Ottoline BrandvoldNo. Let me reframe that.

10. OB

    Ottoline BrandvoldNobody should receive more than they can hold, and that is lesson four of my course. It's one hundred ninety-nine dollars.

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    Gloria VanceI bet your spring posts asked your followers to manifest a wetter fall.

12. OB

    Ottoline BrandvoldThose were taken out of context. Let me reframe that: I'm deleting a few.

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    Gloria VanceVerdict: the ground is full and so are you. Thank you, Ms. Brandvold. The Weather Prediction Center would like its rainfall back.