What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Chip DarnellE! News says Kourtney Kardashian's family pics are the most interesting to look at, and Hello!
Chip DarnellMagazine says Travis Barker posted hospital photos of himself kissing her from his bed.
Chip DarnellHe did not explain the visit. Vera, your take?
Vera BullockHot take: that's a full statement. Photo, kiss, no reason given. A press office would call that disclosure at the exact level the public deserves.
Chip DarnellNOT. If I post a hospital photo my cousins call me in four minutes asking what's wrong.
Gloria VanceHot take: the family has run a stricter information policy than most ministries I've covered.
Gloria VanceTotal access to the kissing, a complete blackout on the diagnosis.
Chip DarnellHOT. Gloria, that's the best thing you've said all week.
Gloria VanceIt was a fact, Chip. Facts aren't compliments.
Chip DarnellHottest take of all: it's the best-documented hospital visit in America, and I still can't tell you the room number.
