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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Wikipedia.

  1. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThe clubhouses are out of food and nobody can go home!

  2. Chip DarnellThat can't be real. Baseball doesn't have a fire pit.

  3. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyIt started at eight twenty-five p.m., after a half-hour delay because of problems with the stadium lights!

  4. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyAnd it was so cold that players burned broken bats and the stadium's wooden benches to keep warm!

  5. Chip DarnellThey burned the benches? I once waited forty minutes at a drive-through and I still kept my seat.

  6. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyTwo future Hall of Famers are out there, Wade Boggs and Cal Ripken Jr., and they still cannot end it! It goes thirty-two innings!

  7. Chip DarnellThirty-two?

  8. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThey finally stop it at four-oh-seven a.m., and nineteen fans are still in the seats! Every one of them gets a season or lifetime pass!

  9. Chip DarnellNo way. Nobody stays for that. I would have stayed, but still, no way.

  10. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyAnd the thirty-third inning waits two months! Pawtucket wins it three to two on June twenty-third!

  11. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThat was nineteen eighty-one, McCoy Stadium in Pawtucket, Rhode Island, and the record books call it the longest professional game ever, eight hours and twenty-five minutes of play, per Wikipedia.

  12. Chip DarnellWell, that's one way to make sure your fans stick around! At least they got something for their troubles.

  13. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyChip, that was the prize. Lifetime tickets to more of the same.

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