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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Wikipedia.

  1. Hank LedgerGeography. What is the highest mountain above sea level? A, K2. B, Kilimanjaro. C, Denali. D, Mount Everest.

  2. Chip DarnellOh, I know this one! I can feel it in my funnel cake!

  3. Hank LedgerTen seconds on the clock. Play along at home, because somebody should get this right.

  4. Chip DarnellKilimanjaro sounds like something important. Mount Everest sounds like a furniture store going out of business.

  5. Chip DarnellAnd Everest sounds like a ride they stopped running after the sign got stuck. Nobody rides it anymore.

  6. Chip DarnellFinal answer, B, Kilimanjaro, the big Ferris wheel of mountains!

  7. Hank LedgerThe answer is D, Mount Everest. Per Wikipedia, though, Ecuador's Chimborazo is farther from Earth's center, because the planet bulges.

  8. Chip DarnellThe planet bulges? I thought it was supposed to be round!

  9. Hank LedgerYes, Chip. And I have twenty-eight years of experience watching it happen to you.

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