Shelf Cloud Whitney Left Him for a Man Named Kevin
From the BBN segment “Cloud of the Week: an arcus (shelf) cloud at the front of a storm”, cut down to under a minute.
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From the BBN segment “Cloud of the Week: an arcus (shelf) cloud at the front of a storm”, cut down to under a minute.
The full story and the real reporting behind it (commons.wikimedia.org) →
What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: commons.wikimedia.org.
Chip DarnellIt is the segment we have all been waiting for, a sacred tradition, and this is Cloud of the Week number one!
Brock ThundersonThank you, Chip. This is an arcus cloud, a shelf cloud, the kind that sits at the front of a storm.
Brock ThundersonThe photo by Jacek Halicki is captioned Whale's mouth, taken a moment before heavy rain.
Chip DarnellIt looks like it wants to eat the whole parking lot!
Brock ThundersonHer name is Whitney Marie Plumtree.
Brock ThundersonShe rolled in with a dramatic front, no warning, and that mouth was open the whole time she explained why we needed space.
Vera BullockOh, Brock. That sounds like quite the dramatic entrance.
Brock ThundersonNo. I will not be healed, Vera.
Vera BullockFine, then one sensible question. How can you tell a shelf cloud from an ordinary one?
Brock ThundersonEasy. An ordinary cloud never says it is not you, it is the jet stream, and then goes off with a man called Kevin.
Chip DarnellKevin!
Brock ThundersonThat is the forecast. Stay dry, and remember that Whitney Marie Plumtree still has my good umbrella.