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  1. Chip DarnellIt is the segment we have all been waiting for, a sacred tradition, and this is Cloud of the Week number one!

  2. Brock ThundersonThank you, Chip. This is an arcus cloud, a shelf cloud, the kind that sits at the front of a storm.

  3. Brock ThundersonThe photo by Jacek Halicki is captioned Whale's mouth, taken a moment before heavy rain.

  4. Chip DarnellIt looks like it wants to eat the whole parking lot!

  5. Brock ThundersonHer name is Whitney Marie Plumtree.

  6. Brock ThundersonShe rolled in with a dramatic front, no warning, and that mouth was open the whole time she explained why we needed space.

  7. Vera BullockOh, Brock. That sounds like quite the dramatic entrance.

  8. Brock ThundersonNo. I will not be healed, Vera.

  9. Vera BullockFine, then one sensible question. How can you tell a shelf cloud from an ordinary one?

  10. Brock ThundersonEasy. An ordinary cloud never says it is not you, it is the jet stream, and then goes off with a man called Kevin.

  11. Chip DarnellKevin!

  12. Brock ThundersonThat is the forecast. Stay dry, and remember that Whitney Marie Plumtree still has my good umbrella.

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