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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: Wikipedia.

  1. Dale BearmanPer Wikipedia, it's named after John Montagu, the fourth Earl of Sandwich, in eighteenth-century England.

  2. Vera BullockA nobleman invented lunch. That's beautiful.

  3. Dale BearmanA nobleman whose name is now on a soggy triangle at a petrol station. That is what fame does.

  4. Dale BearmanSandwiches have really gone downhill since the Earl's time.

  5. Vera BullockYou've never once finished a sandwich without complaining, have you?

  6. Dale BearmanI finished one once. I'm still processing it.

  7. Dale BearmanTwo and a half stars: one for the bread, one for the filling, half for the toothpick.

  8. Vera BullockFive stars. Every bite is a hug with a pickle in it.

  9. Dale BearmanPull quote: a masterpiece that falls apart in your hands, exactly like everything else.

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