Miami climbs to 1, BYU to 2 after chaotic week shakes up AP poll

What BBN said about it

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorMiami is number one in the AP poll for the first time since two thousand two, and BYU is number two, its highest ranking since nineteen eighty-four.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorWow, so what were they ranked before? Like, ninety-ninth?

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorNinety-ninth? Chip, this is a family. You don't rank a family. You just forget to call.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorLook, it was a chaotic week, and the poll went up into the attic and came back with a trophy.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo somebody opened a dusty box and found Miami.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorI'm telling you, nineteen eighty-four. Nobody at BYU had a phone yet. Now to the games.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorBears twenty, Falcons seven, with one twenty-six left in the second quarter.

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   Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorRavens ten, Browns nothing, twenty-one seconds left in the half.

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   Rex "Two-Point" Gridley · Sports AnchorColts thirteen, Titans nothing at halftime. And in London, Houston beat Jacksonville thirty-four to thirty-one.

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    Chip Darnell · U.S. News AnchorSo the chaos was somebody cleaning out the garage, and they found Miami next to the Christmas lights.