Apple MacBook Touchscreen: Influencer's Promo Code Problem

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Hank LedgerApple is reportedly putting a touchscreen on the MacBook Pro, after years of saying that was an iPad thing.

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   Hank LedgerMarisol Teague is a lifestyle creator who has already built a sponsored morning routine around it. Marisol, the laptop isn't announced.

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   Marisol TeagueHank, it's confirmed. A leaker on Weibo called it one hundred percent. I start every day tapping my celery juice, and use my code TOUCHGLOW.

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   Hank LedgerMacworld says leakers usually avoid absolutes. So that one is unusually sure of himself. What's step one of the routine?

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   Marisol TeagueStep one, I look at the screen with intention. Step two, I touch it. Use my code TOUCHGLOW twenty, plus a free lanyard.

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   Hank LedgerBloomberg's Mark Gurman said October twenty-seventh. Macworld says Apple is expected to unveil it October twenty-eighth. Which day is your morning?

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   Marisol TeagueBoth. I wake up twice. Use my code TOUCHGLOW twenty-eight, valid on the twenty-seventh, or the twenty-eighth, depending on the universe.

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   Hank LedgerSteve Jobs said in twenty ten that vertical touch surfaces are ergonomically terrible. Does your routine cover that?

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   Marisol TeagueI stretch. Use my code TOUCHGLOW twenty-eight stretch, buy one arm, get the other arm half off.

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    Hank LedgerAnd that code exists?

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    Marisol TeagueIt will, the day the laptop does. Right now it's more of a vibe with a percentage.

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    Hank LedgerSo it's a discount on a launch for a laptop, for a feature Apple said wouldn't happen. I tried your code.

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    Hank LedgerIt expired in two thousand ten.