Tesla's AI Spending Cut: Exec Says He's Sprinting on an Unplugged Treadmill

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Kenji MoonfieldTesla's AI spending plan was reported at about twenty billion dollars, down from more than twenty-five billion, while rivals race to catch up.

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   Kenji MoonfieldWith me is Winslow Achterberg of Lateral Dynamics Group, who runs a company in this exact situation. Winslow, is the leader slowing down?

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   Winslow Tabor AchterbergNo. To be clear, we're accelerating. Our spending is now more focused, and focus is what speed looks like from the inside.

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   Kenji MoonfieldBut the number went from more than twenty-five billion to about twenty. That's five billion fewer dollars pointed at the race.

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   Winslow Tabor AchterbergFive billion is a rounding error at our velocity. To be clear, we're sprinting efficiently, the way a runner sprints the final mile of brunch.

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   Kenji MoonfieldCoverage says the Optimus robot line built a few hundred units against a target of five thousand. Is that sprinting too?

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   Winslow Tabor AchterbergTo be clear, that's a limited release. We're accelerating toward scarcity. Scarcity is premium, and premium is fast.

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   Kenji MoonfieldMeta disclosed forty-one point six eight billion dollars of AI spending in one quarter. That's about double Tesla's whole reduced year.

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   Winslow Tabor AchterbergMeta is reckless. To be clear, we're accelerating by not spending, which means we're so far ahead we've stopped needing the road.

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    Kenji MoonfieldYou said you've stopped needing the road.

11. WT

    Winslow Tabor AchterbergI'm on my treadmill desk right now, at the highest setting. Feel that? That's momentum.

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    Kenji MoonfieldYour belt isn't moving. The treadmill desk is unplugged.

13. WT

    Winslow Tabor AchterbergIt's idling at maximum.