Trump Rally Remarks: Lobbyist for Both Sides Says Normal and Scandal

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Gloria VanceAt a rally in Youngstown, Trump said he watched Senator Jon Husted's body up and down, then looked at his hands and said, quote, he's got these like claws.

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   Gloria VanceDaily Kos reports that Fox host Brian Kilmeade tried to pass it off as normal on his radio show.

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   Gloria VanceWith us is Tobias Marchetti-Vane, a lobbyist who represents both sides. Is it normal?

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   Tobias Marchetti-VaneYes, completely, and also it's a grave scandal.

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   Tobias Marchetti-VaneSpeaking only for the client, who is the Committee for Ordinary Rally Remarks, it's the most normal thing in the world.

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   Gloria VanceAnd the other client?

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   Tobias Marchetti-VaneSpeaking only for the client, the Alliance Against Rally Remarks, it's a scandal.

8. TM

   Tobias Marchetti-VaneI'd flip my pin to show you, but then you'd see I wear both.

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   Gloria VanceTrump also said Husted's shoulder felt like a piece of steel after he tapped it. Would your first client call that normal?

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    Tobias Marchetti-VaneNormal, yes. The Steel Shoulder Council wants it known the claws are a separate matter and they're not paying for those.

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    Gloria VanceThe Daily Beast says the remarks have drawn widespread mockery.

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    Gloria VanceDoes a man who needs to go on the radio to call something normal believe it?

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    Tobias Marchetti-VaneNobody calls a thing normal on the radio unless it's costing somebody money.

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    Tobias Marchetti-VaneSpeaking only for the client, and I won't say which, that's both of them.

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    Gloria VanceVerdict: normal and a scandal, billed at the same rate. Which side will you invoice for this interview?

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    Tobias Marchetti-VaneBoth.