College Football Week 7: Five Top Teams Lose, Leaders Should Quit

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Hank LedgerFive of the top seven teams in the AP poll lost on Saturday, the first time that has happened since the poll began in nineteen thirty-six, CBS Sports says.

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   Hank LedgerHot takes, please, and I'll rate them.

3. 

   Dr. Nina ByteGeorgia opened fourteen to nothing against unranked Auburn, then gave up twenty-four unanswered points and lost twenty-seven to twenty-four.

4. 

   Dr. Nina ByteStatistically, the safest place on Saturday was behind.

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   Hank LedgerHot. Nobody was ahead and happy at the same time.

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   Kenji MoonfieldTexas lost to unranked Florida after Arch Manning fumbled late.

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   Kenji MoonfieldMy take is the fumble is already a ringtone, and it's getting more plays than the game.

8. 

   Hank LedgerNot. I've seen no ringtone.

9. 

   Dr. Nina ByteGive it a week.

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    Hank LedgerMy final take: from now on, the team that's leading should just forfeit and go home early.

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    Hank LedgerKenji, is there weather where nobody blows a lead?

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    Kenji MoonfieldHank wants a mulligan on the whole block. Denied, it's already online, and that one counts.