Zoo Lions Go Wild After Diet Change: Reading a Post Like a Group Chat

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Kenji MoonfieldVet Practice Magazine reports that when scientists changed how zoo lions eat, their wild side came out.

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   Kenji MoonfieldSame lions, new lunch plan, and suddenly they're acting like lions again.

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   Dale BearmanSo the buffet was what made them tame. I find that deeply believable.

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   Kenji MoonfieldRoll it. This is file footage, not the actual zoo, just lions doing their thing in a grassy pen.

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   Kenji MoonfieldLook at this one walking through, total confidence.

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   Dale BearmanHardly riveting. He's strolling.

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   Kenji MoonfieldWatch this. He goes right to the wooden post and sniffs it. That's research. He's reading the post like a group chat.

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   Dale BearmanAnd the others just lie there watching. That's a jury, that is.

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   Kenji MoonfieldRun it back, the post sniff again. That's a ten-second masterclass.

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    Dale BearmanViral Score, seven out of ten.

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    Dale BearmanOne point off because the lion didn't finish his post, and I'm eating a desk salad, so who am I to talk.