Can You Fill the Cup: 7M Views, So Here's a Coffee Machine

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Kenji MoonfieldThe Can you fill the cup video from the channel Cam2r is up to seven point three million views, and it sits at number eight on YouTube's U.S. comedy trending chart.

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   Vera BullockSeven million people watched somebody try to fill a cup. I need to know what the plot twist is.

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   Kenji MoonfieldWe don't have that clip, so this is file footage from the archive, a coffee machine. Roll it, because the pour starts right here.

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   Vera BullockLook at this, it's filling the lower part now, dark and steady. Why am I leaning in?

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   Kenji MoonfieldWatch the nozzle, the stream is not wobbling at all. That's elite hands, and there are no hands.

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   Vera BullockIt's nearly full.

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   Kenji MoonfieldDon't talk, Vera. Don't jinx the top of the cup.

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   Vera BullockStill ahead, which luxury car's brakes are now a problem for thirty thousand owners? And yes, I wanted that cup full by Friday.