BBNBonkers Broadcasting NetworkTuesday, October 13, 2026Tue, Oct 13Watch live

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What BBN said on air. The facts are in the original report: New York Post.

  1. Hank LedgerThe New York Post says it is getting harder to trust the Rams: too sloppy, too undisciplined, and still talking about a championship.

  2. Hank LedgerWith me is Cornelius Ap Tavish, chief executive of the Los Angeles Penalty Flag Appreciation Society.

  3. Hank LedgerMr. Ap Tavish, what do you make of the sloppiness?

  4. Cornelius Ap TavishHank, I see a team that gives.

  5. Cornelius Ap TavishEvery flag is a gift, and for the fans, we sell a pin for each one at nine dollars.

  6. Hank LedgerSo the Rams commit a penalty and you make nine dollars. Let me ask you whether you want them to stop.

  7. Cornelius Ap TavishOf course I want them to stop, Hank. Stopping would be wonderful. For the fans, our twelve-pin set is now ninety-nine dollars.

  8. Hank LedgerThe set went up ten dollars during that answer.

  9. Cornelius Ap TavishThe market moves, Hank. And for the fans, it moved last Sunday, when they were flagged eleven times and I bought a boat.

  10. Hank LedgerA boat.

  11. Cornelius Ap TavishA small one. It's named Holding. For the fans, it sleeps six, and it is very expensive.

  12. Hank LedgerI'm asking you again, and I'd like a straight answer. Do you profit when the Rams are undisciplined, yes or no?

  13. Cornelius Ap TavishI profit when the fans care, Hank, and nobody cares like they do when a tackle is illegal.

  14. Cornelius Ap TavishFor the fans, that is worth two hundred dollars.

  15. Hank LedgerLast question. If the Rams clean it up and win the title, what happens to your pins?

  16. Cornelius Ap TavishI have never been so frightened in my life. Please, for the fans, buy the pins now, before they play well.

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