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Is 24-of-44 good? A punter's whiteboard weighs in

Daniel Jones' 267 yards and no passing touchdown against the Steelers. The whole segment, as it aired. An NFL guest breaks down the tape. The tape wins.

On air
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley, with Obadiah Strunk (Former Backup Punter and Film Analyst)
Aired
on Monday Morning Quarterback (A Day Early)
Length
1:50
“Seats are going fast, Rex. Row one is the completions, row two is the incompletions, and row two is sold out.”
Obadiah Strunk
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Transcript

What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

  1. Rex "Two-Point" GridleySteelers thirty-four, Colts twenty-two, final, and tonight we are putting the quarterbacks under the telestrator!

  2. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyJoining me from his garage in Dayton is Obadiah Strunk, former backup punter and founder of Strunk Gridiron Seminars.

  3. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyObadiah, you ready to break down a duel?

  4. Obadiah StrunkRex, I was born ready. The whiteboard doesn't lie, and tonight the whiteboard says this was the greatest passing duel in the history of Sunday.

  5. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyHere's the real number! Daniel Jones for Indianapolis threw twenty-four of forty-four for two hundred sixty-seven yards!

  6. Obadiah StrunkTwenty-four of forty-four! Look at this board. I've drawn a circle for each throw, and the circles are mostly angry.

  7. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyAnd across from him?

  8. Obadiah StrunkJaylen Warren, six catches for eighty-seven yards! The whiteboard doesn't lie, Rex: he's a receiver, a runner and, in spirit, a quarterback.

  9. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyObadiah, that is not a quarterback duel! That is one quarterback and a guy with a hundred and one rushing yards!

  10. Obadiah StrunkIn my seminar, we call that a duel by committee.

  11. Obadiah StrunkI once punted into a crosswind in Tulsa, and my knees still remember the paperwork.

  12. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyLet me pin you down on one number. Jones threw forty-four times and got twenty-four completions. Good or bad?

  13. Obadiah StrunkThe whiteboard doesn't lie, and it says twenty is a round number, so twenty-four is round plus a bonus.

  14. Obadiah StrunkI've got a laminated seating chart that explains it.

  15. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyA seating chart!

  16. Obadiah StrunkSeats are going fast, Rex. Row one is the completions, row two is the incompletions, and row two is sold out.

  17. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyNow the other side! Pittsburgh scored thirty-four and moved to three and two. What does your board say about that?

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