MLB Playoffs: Dodgers Are the Voice Memo in a Muted Group Chat

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Hank LedgerCBS Sports says the League Championship Series is underway, with the Brewers facing the Dodgers and the Rays facing the Guardians for spots in the World Series.

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   Hank LedgerKenji, your take.

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   Kenji MoonfieldFour teams left means the bracket is basically a group chat where everyone's been muted except the Dodgers, who just keep sending voice memos.

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   Hank LedgerVoice memos. Rating: HOT. Barely lukewarm, but the voice memos get it over the line.

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   Brock ThundersonBrewers versus Dodgers is a collision of a cold front from Wisconsin and a heat dome from Los Angeles, and I want the Brewers to win purely because it'll be miserable out there.

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   Hank LedgerThat is not a forecast. NOT. Nobody gave me a temperature.

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   Brock ThundersonFifty-eight, with a ninety percent chance of heartbreak.

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   Kenji MoonfieldOkay, that one's actually hot.

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   Hank LedgerMy final take: every playoff game should just show the score and the temperature, and the commentators should be sent home. Seventy-one in here, by the way.