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Two sea otters, zero deadlines

Animal Cam: two sea otters float in calm shallows. The whole segment, as it aired. Archive animal footage, narrated like a very serious nature documentary.

On air
Gloria Vance and Vera Bullock
Aired
on The Weekend Shift
Length
0:53
“At the edge of the frame, an arm appears. Reaching. The only thing in this scene with a deadline. Nature. Undefeated.”
Gloria Vance, BBN

Footage

  • SEA OTTERS IN SHALLOW WATER: Parker Knight · CC BY 2.0 · Wikimedia Commons · source

Public domain or freely licensed footage, used under its licence and credited as it asks. BBN never airs the actual viral video from social media.

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Transcript

What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

  1. Gloria VanceThis afternoon the water is calm.

  2. Gloria VanceHours ago, sea lions fought the surf, and now the sea has gone quiet, which is perhaps its cruelest trick.

  3. Vera BullockFinally, a flat ocean. Roll it, I need this.

  4. Gloria VanceTwo sea otters, in shallow water near a sandy shore. One floats on its back. The other lies on its side.

  5. Gloria VanceRipples spread around them, and neither moves to stop them.

  6. Vera BullockLook at this, the one on its back is Gerald, and Gerald has never answered an email. I respect that.

  7. Gloria VanceWatch this. They hold their positions. Nothing is decided, and nothing is asked of them.

  8. Vera BullockIs the side one mad?

  9. Gloria VanceAt the edge of the frame, an arm appears. Reaching. The only thing in this scene with a deadline. Nature. Undefeated.

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