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Telestrator draws an arrow for the arrow's feelings

Telestrator: Purdy to Kittle, 56 yards, from last week's tape. The best minute of the segment, cut vertical. The telestrator, the replay booth, the Old-Timers and the big number: football, explained badly.

On air
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley and Dr. Nina Byte
Aired
on BBN Sunday Kickoff
Length
0:56 (a cut of the segment)
“Purdy finished with two touchdowns and two hundred eighteen yards. Rex, your screen is just your signature.”
Dr. Nina Byte, BBN
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Transcript

What BBN said on air in this cut. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

  1. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyNow an arrow to the circle, an arrow to the arrow, and one more arrow for the arrow's feelings!

  2. Dr. Nina ByteSo what happened?

  3. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyWait, you want it in words?

  4. Dr. Nina ByteKittle caught it and scored from fifty-six yards out. Pineiro's kick made it twenty-four to fourteen.

  5. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyWipe the screen! Play two, and I promise restraint. Fourth quarter, four oh five left, Denver first and ten at the San Francisco thirteen!

  6. Dr. Nina ByteNix to Waddle, thirteen yards, touchdown, and Badie ran up the middle for the two-point try.

  7. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyOne small circle on Badie! Okay, that circle has a tail now, and the tail has a hat!

  8. Dr. Nina ByteDid it work?

  9. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThe attempt succeeds, and I'm drawing a box around the word succeeds!

  10. Dr. Nina ByteDenver cut it to seventeen to fourteen, then Purdy and Kittle answered in two minutes.

  11. Dr. Nina BytePurdy finished with two touchdowns and two hundred eighteen yards. Rex, your screen is just your signature.

  12. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyBest play call I made all day! Want an autograph?

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