Sea Otters vs. a Vintage Dinner Clip: Who Finished Lunch?

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

1. 

   Kenji MoonfieldOkay so. The internet did a thing.

2. 

   Kenji MoonfieldRoll it. A man in a dark suit and a woman in a palm-print blouse sit down to dinner, all in black and white.

3. 

   Dale BearmanWatch this, she passes the greens. Nobody has eaten a thing yet, and she's already turning to talk to him.

4. 

   Kenji MoonfieldHere it comes, the close-up of the bowl. That's the money shot of the whole twelve seconds.

5. 

   Dale BearmanCommitment, nine. Manners, ten. Would watch again at three in the morning, two, because I'd still be hungry.

6. 

   Kenji MoonfieldTwo? They're serving greens in a nice shirt. That's a five from me.

7. 

   Dale BearmanLook at this, clip two. Two sea otters drift side by side on their backs.

8. 

   Kenji MoonfieldThere it goes, the one on the left climbs onto the ledge. The other one's just leaning on the rock.

9. 

   Dale BearmanTen, ten, ten. Vibes, commitment, and a proper break.

10. 

    Kenji MoonfieldThe otter's on the ledge and the couple is still passing greens. The otter wins because it finished lunch.