Porto Travel Guide: Who Counted the 240 Steps of Clérigos Tower?

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What BBN said on air in this cut. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Hank LedgerA travel guide in the South China Morning Post calls Porto, Portugal's second city, the perfect cure for hectic urban living.

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   Hank LedgerThe writer split her life between London and Porto and says she never stopped feeling she'd got away with something.

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   Vera BullockMy hot take: she did get away with something. Two cities, one lease, and a press release that calls it a lifestyle.

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   Vera BullockI call that a bold, flexible residency model.

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   Hank LedgerShe told the whole newspaper. That's a confession with a nice view.

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   Rosa TicksMy hot take is the Clérigos Tower!

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   Rosa TicksTwo hundred forty steps to the top, and I want to know who counted them, because I lost track at ninety and nobody came to find me!

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   Hank LedgerHOT. A person counted. That's the most reassuring thing in this story.

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   Vera BullockRosa, you've never climbed it. You're describing a staircase in your head.

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    Rosa TicksIt's a very detailed staircase, Vera! The railing is cold and the guy ahead of me is eating a pastry!