What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Hank LedgerPope Leo goes into a Rome hospital Tuesday for lung surgery, and tonight my guest has already turned it into a sponsored morning routine.
Hank LedgerZephyrine Moncada, what is it?
- ZM
Zephyrine MoncadaIt's the Holy Lung Reset, Hank. Warm lemon water, six deep breaths, and a jade roller shaped like a lung.
- ZM
Zephyrine MoncadaUse my code HOLYLUNG for twenty percent off.
Hank LedgerThe Vatican says he faces about one week of recovery in the hospital, ahead of a Latin America tour. Have you spoken to anyone there?
- ZM
Zephyrine MoncadaI've spoken to the energy of Rome. Use my code BREATHEEASY for the energy. Not the code I said before, that one has an issue.
Hank LedgerSo is that a no? Because the question was whether anyone at the Vatican knows you exist.
- ZM
Zephyrine MoncadaThey know my content, which is wellness for people who are healing. Use my code POPEPOWER, and it's the real one this time.
Hank LedgerThat's the third code. I tried the first one, and the website says it does not exist.
- ZM
Zephyrine MoncadaThe website is going through a transition, Hank. Codes are a journey, and my roller is the destination.
Hank LedgerA man is having surgery on his lung, and you are selling a roller. Who exactly is this for?
- ZM
Zephyrine MoncadaFor anyone who wants to feel what he feels. Use my code LUNGLIFE and I'll throw in a free breathing candle.
Hank LedgerA candle. For lungs.
- ZM
Zephyrine MoncadaIt's a candle that says breathe. It's very minimal.
Hank LedgerShow me one roller shipped, and I'll consider it. Just one.
- ZM
Zephyrine MoncadaI'd settle for a bicycle at this point, Hank. They're all still in my cousin's garage.
Hank LedgerZephyrine Moncada, everyone. Rosa Ticks has Crime Watch next, and I hope nobody there is selling a candle.
