Savannah Bananas: Ex-Boss Wishes Oyster Shucker Nothing but the Best
Savannah Bananas' 'Long Island Italian guy' ditched his job for…. The whole segment, as it aired. Guests who wandered in, and the anchors who let them.
What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Hank LedgerFrankie Moscatiello, the Long Island Italian guy of the Savannah Bananas, left a regular job for baseball stardom, and he is bananas for oysters.
Hank LedgerHis former boss, Walter Szczepanski, joins us from Babylon, New York.
Hank LedgerWalter, how did you take the news that your employee left a job at your shack to become a star in a yellow uniform?
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Walter SzczepanskiLook, I wish him nothing but the best.
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Walter SzczepanskiHe just left on a Saturday in July, with two hundred dozen on order, but I wish him the best.
Hank LedgerTwo hundred dozen, and you have the number memorized. So is that a yes, you're fine with it?
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Walter SzczepanskiI wish him nothing but the best. He shucked left-handed, you know, which slows everything down, and I never said a word.
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Walter SzczepanskiThis knife has never once been late.
Hank LedgerYou're pointing the knife at the camera.
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Walter SzczepanskiIt's an old habit. Fine, he's great.
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Walter SzczepanskiPeople cheer for him now, and nobody has ever cheered for me, not even when I opened a case in under a minute.
Hank LedgerThat is the most honest thing anyone has said on this network tonight. Walter, any final words for Frankie?
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Walter SzczepanskiI wish him nothing but the best. And do the Bananas need a shucker? Asking for me.
Hank LedgerBrock, is there any weather that has quit a steady job for the spotlight?
