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Giants-Commanders tie: 326 yards for a sandwich

Winston's 326 passing yards, Giants-Commanders 27-27 in OT. The best minute of the segment, cut vertical. The telestrator, the replay booth, the Old-Timers and the big number: football, explained badly.

On air
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley and Hank Ledger
Aired
on Sunday Night Spotlight
Length
0:35 (a cut of the segment)
“Three hundred twenty-six yards is more than I've ever driven to get a decent sandwich, and I once drove to Ohio!”
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley, BBN

Transcript

What BBN said on air in this cut. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

  1. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThe number is three hundred twenty-six! That's Jameis Winston's passing yards for the Giants tonight!

  2. Hank LedgerHe went thirty-three of fifty-four with three touchdowns. Giants and Commanders finished twenty-seven to twenty-seven in overtime.

  3. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyFifty-four throws, Hank! The man's arm deserves its own zip code!

  4. Hank LedgerMalik Nabers caught eleven of them for one hundred twenty-one yards and a touchdown.

  5. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyThree hundred twenty-six yards is more than I've ever driven to get a decent sandwich, and I once drove to Ohio!

  6. Hank LedgerOhio.

  7. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyIt was a very good sandwich! But here's the other number, and it's fifty-four!

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