Mega Coffee's Expansion Rush, Explained by an Abundance Coach

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What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

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   Kenji MoonfieldStill thinking about that last one, honestly. Okay, turning to coffee: Mega Coffee has forty-five hundred yellow stores in South Korea and wants more.

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   Kenji MoonfieldWith us is Wilhelmina Asante-Ross, a certified abundance coach, joining from an undisclosed wellness retreat. Wilhelmina, is this a business story or a manifestation story?

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   Wilhelmina Asante-RossManifestation, completely. It's nineteen days since my last yes, by the way, and I feel wonderful. Mega Coffee is simply asking the universe out loud.

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   Kenji MoonfieldSo in May, the Mega Coffee operator made the main bidding round for Homeplus Express, and Harim Group's NS Shopping won it.

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   Kenji MoonfieldWhat did the universe say there, and did it say it in writing?

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   Wilhelmina Asante-RossThe universe said not yet. That's a very different word from no, and I keep my vision gravel right here to remind me.

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   Kenji MoonfieldNot yet?

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   Wilhelmina Asante-RossYes. And now they're on the shortlist for LG H&H's Haitai htb drinks unit, which is the universe changing its mind on the first floor.

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   Kenji MoonfieldThe company hopes to get about three hundred billion won for it, and that unit lost ten point one billion won last year.

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    Kenji MoonfieldIs that the abundance you mean?

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    Wilhelmina Asante-RossA loss is only a profit that hasn't been spoken to kindly. Besides, it's twenty days since my last yes, so I'm in the same boat.

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    Kenji MoonfieldYou said nineteen a minute ago.

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    Wilhelmina Asante-RossTime is generous at a retreat. Mega Coffee even opened in Phnom Penh on October seventh, so someone is saying yes to them.

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    Kenji MoonfieldRight, a Cambodian store, with five planned by year-end.

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    Kenji MoonfieldLast question: what would you tell a chain that keeps getting turned down and keeps going back to the counter?

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    Wilhelmina Asante-RossOrder bigger. Say it loud, and say it like the answer is already yes.