What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Kenji MoonfieldHalf a point, and Gloria's still not over it.
Kenji MoonfieldAnyway, Kim Kardashian says she's basically raising four kids by herself, and she also says she has five nannies.
Kenji MoonfieldWith us from a yacht is crisis publicist Zbigniew Okafor-Lind. Is that a fair description, raising four kids by herself?
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Zbigniew Okafor-LindYes, and it's a beautiful one. Kim does this alone, the way I run this yacht alone, with a crew of eleven.
Kenji MoonfieldBut she told a podcast about the five nannies. She said it herself, right alongside the by myself part.
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Zbigniew Okafor-LindTransparency, which is the real narrative here. The bell is for narrative.
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Zbigniew Okafor-LindShe's honest about her help, and honest people are always alone, like me and my crew of fourteen.
Kenji MoonfieldFourteen?
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Zbigniew Okafor-LindFourteen, plus a sommelier, who doesn't count because he's seasonal. Nobody counts the people who carry the bags, Kenji. That's what by myself means.
Kenji MoonfieldSo the nannies are basically furniture. And she also says she still does school drop-off and pickup, and one carpool morning she had five kids to take.
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Zbigniew Okafor-LindHeroic, and I'd call it a comeback.
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Zbigniew Okafor-LindSingle moms everywhere will see a woman driving to school, and not the seventeen people who packed the lunches.
Kenji MoonfieldSeventeen now? A minute ago the staff was five. Does everyone just join the household when you say narrative?
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Zbigniew Okafor-LindOnly the ones who matter. She also said she wishes she could do it all over, and that's a comeback. Narrative.
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Zbigniew Okafor-LindNobody wishes that alone.
Kenji MoonfieldLast question. Right now, how many people are on that yacht with you?
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Zbigniew Okafor-LindJust me, Kenji. Me and a crew of nineteen.
