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Netflix New Content Chief: Inmate Weighs In, Blames the Gravy

Netflix replaces content chief as U.S. growth stalls. The whole segment, as it aired. Guests who wandered in, and the anchors who let them.

On air
Chip Darnell, with Leonard Okonkwo-Brandt (Inmate 40718)
Aired
on Late Night BBN
Length
1:49
“Honestly, that's also what got me locked up.”
Leonard Okonkwo-Brandt

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Transcript

What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

  1. Chip DarnellNetflix is replacing its chief content officer, Bela Bajaria, with former Disney executive Peter Rice, who starts October twenty-sixth.

  2. Chip DarnellJoining us from FCI Danbury is inmate forty-seven eighteen, Leonard Okonkwo-Brandt.

  3. Leonard Okonkwo-BrandtChip, thanks for having me.

  4. Leonard Okonkwo-BrandtI'll say up front that I watch a lot of Netflix in here, mostly on a shared television bolted to the wall.

  5. Chip DarnellSo is swapping the boss going to fix it? Engagement rose just two percent in the first half of this year.

  6. Leonard Okonkwo-BrandtNo, and here's why. Every time we get a new warden, the food is the same.

  7. Leonard Okonkwo-BrandtIt's a new name on the door at six a.m. and the same gravy.

  8. Chip DarnellBut Rice is coming from Disney. Netflix is reportedly hiring a man from the mouse house to get people watching more.

  9. Leonard Okonkwo-BrandtDisney's idea of growth is a new princess and a higher ticket price. I know a thing or two about pricing.

  10. Leonard Okonkwo-BrandtAsk me about the ice cream truck, around five a.m.

  11. Chip DarnellIce cream truck?

  12. Leonard Okonkwo-BrandtClerical misunderstanding. Anyway, YouTube gets fourteen point two percent of TV viewing and Netflix gets seven point eight, according to Nielsen.

  13. Leonard Okonkwo-BrandtWell, the people watching are on free YouTube, and the people paying are getting charged more every year. That's the whole problem.

  14. Chip DarnellThey also laid off about a thousand people the same week, roughly six percent of the global workforce. Folks, that's a lot of empty desks.

  15. Leonard Okonkwo-BrandtLayoffs at four a.m. is how you know someone's nervous. Co-CEO Ted Sarandos said it's not growing as fast as he wants.

  16. Leonard Okonkwo-BrandtPal, nobody in here is growing as fast as they want.

  17. Chip DarnellSo what would you do as the new content chief?

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