What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.
Vera BullockOne more thing on that haunted bunk bed: I'd have slept better than I will tonight thinking about this football game.
Vera BullockNorth Dakota State beat Nevada thirty-one to seventeen.
Vera BullockJoining us from FCI Danbury is Marvin Locke, inmate four-oh-seven-one-eight, who has opinions about weird wins. Marvin, what happened in that dome?
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Marvin LockeAllegedly, I'm Marvin Locke, and what happened is a clean job.
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Marvin LockeNorth Dakota State scored nine points on two special-teams plays, three minutes thirty-five seconds apart.
Vera BullockThe offense wasn't involved?
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Marvin LockeThe offense was basically in the parking lot with the engine running.
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Marvin LockeJackson Williams caught a missed fifty-seven-yard field goal at the end of the first half and ran it back for a touchdown.
Vera BullockHe said his eyes got so wide, and that he was ready to go.
Vera BullockThat sounds like a man who saw an opening, not a crime.
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Marvin LockeAllegedly, in Danbury, Connecticut, on a Tuesday in a stadium concession stand, I've had that exact look. Wide eyes mean the door is open.
Vera BullockLet me ask you about Nevada. After the fifty-seven-yarder was missed badly, they sent the same kicker out for fifty-four late in the third quarter.
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Marvin LockeSame window, three yards closer. You trip the alarm once, you don't walk back and lean on that exact window.
Vera BullockOne columnist said a Hail Mary from the thirty-nine was less risky. Is the coach in trouble?
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Marvin LockeAllegedly, I've been in trouble over less. And CBS Sports Network announcer Chris Lewis called it a kick-six-type opportunity before the kick even happened.
Vera BullockBefore the kick?
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Marvin LockeBefore the kick.
