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Ex-backup punter breaks down Drake Maye's 4 TDs

Maye's 374 yards and four scores, and the passer who came in late. The whole segment, as it aired. An NFL guest breaks down the tape. The tape wins.

On air
Rex "Two-Point" Gridley, with Teodoro Vanterpool (Former Backup Punter)
Aired
on Sunday Night Spotlight
Length
1:56
“His walk from the sideline was the best throw of the night.”
Teodoro Vanterpool
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Transcript

What BBN said on air. Comedy, with fictional anchors.

  1. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyDrake Maye put up three hundred seventy-four yards passing with four touchdowns as New England dominated Las Vegas, forty-five to seventeen!

  2. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyTeodoro Vanterpool, former backup punter, is here to break down the duel!

  3. Teodoro VanterpoolRex, thanks for having me.

  4. Teodoro VanterpoolOn the day I was active, I studied quarterbacks from the sideline, and nobody saw more football than I did from there.

  5. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyHere are the real numbers!

  6. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyMaye completed twenty-six of thirty-four, and the Raiders trailed by twenty-eight when rookie Fernando Mendoza made his debut late in the fourth!

  7. Teodoro VanterpoolNow look at the telestrator, Rex.

  8. Teodoro VanterpoolThat's Maye's feet, that's Maye's eyes, and that is a laminated play sheet from my one training camp, which I'm drawing on because it was close.

  9. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyA play sheet.

  10. Teodoro VanterpoolMaye had no top receiver and still hit four touchdowns.

  11. Teodoro VanterpoolWhen I was active, I once lost my best target and didn't throw a pass, because I'm a punter!

  12. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyMendoza was the number one pick, and he got in with the game gone! What did the film say about his entrance?

  13. Teodoro VanterpoolHis walk from the sideline was the best throw of the night.

  14. Teodoro VanterpoolBeautiful posture, great shoulder turn, and his mechanics reminded me of the coach who ruined my left knee, though I won't name him.

  15. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyA walk is not a throw!

  16. Teodoro VanterpoolRex, I stood on a sideline for a season and a half. I know a walk when I see one.

  17. Rex "Two-Point" GridleyOkay, pin it down for me. Maye threw four touchdowns on twenty-six completions. Is that a duel or a clinic?

  18. Teodoro VanterpoolThat's a clinic, Rex.

  19. Teodoro VanterpoolThe only duel was between Maye and the clock, and the clock was my old equipment manager, who also never liked me.

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